Last night, I killed Santa. It wasn’t an accident, he was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. And in truth, I didn’t kill him. He was already dead. I didn’t start the zombie apocalypse, but I plan to write about it. And THAT’S how I killed Santa last night. A day to let it ferment and then I will edit. Maybe I’ll do it later tonight. I have to admit. It was fun. And if this were a game of Clue. Ed in the doorway with the hatchet. I WIN!!!!